Problems on the U.S. Side

rockyptjoe said:

I'm bored....can't get down to Penasco to enjoy myself.....

oh come on man, you know you love us.:razz:

Kenny said:

Jerry and I have known our friend Joe here for years, and we've seen him struggle with his right wing conservative ways many times. I've seem him have moments of clarity, but he shakes it off... I think it scares him.

Good thing I hadn't just taken a huge bong toke, I might have choked to death reading your reply! (no bong in reality, that was for the LDS crowd so they could feel superior).

DMAC I pose this question to you if your house is broken into while you are away if your automobile is broken into while you are in wal mart if you are in your home watching television and a stone enters thru the window if you and your family are sound asleep at 3:00 am and some one is beating on your entrance door you rise with firearm in one hand and a pouch of drugs in the other hand only to find that there is no one there they have left the scene but you find a ax or two be honest now who are you going to call the drug cartel or the as you and others here refer to as the pigs

rockyptjoe said:

I don't need to quote various authors or the bible....to show I can think. I also don't need to call people names, or try to belittle them....

People who don't call evil "evil" are not likely to call idiots "idiots".

BTW if you're looking for quotes, I would suggest the Scottish Enlightenment authors rather than the bible. Or maybe just listen to Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. The latter is probably more useful and entertaining to the folks on the board.

What's with the LDS hate.....did you try getting into that "religion" when you dropped Catholicism, and they wouldn't take you...or did you try hooking up with an LDS cutie...and she wouldn't have anything to do with you since you were not a believer?

DMAC if you please I am waiting for an answer to my question and be honest

Silvia said:

DMAC I pose this question to you if your house is broken into while you are away if your automobile is broken into while you are in wal mart if you are in your home watching television and a stone enters thru the window if you and your family are sound asleep at 3:00 am and some one is beating on your entrance door you rise with firearm in one hand and a pouch of drugs in the other hand only to find that there is no one there they have left the scene but you find a ax or two be honest now who are you going to call the drug cartel or the as you and others here refer to as the pigs

Have you ever called the pigs when you thought you needed them? They are only interested in writing tickets to collect money for the government or going full-spectrum ape on some guys just because they can. The pigs down here are not really concerned with solving crimes. They don't protect anyone. If you don't realize this, wait until seconds count and you'll find the pigs are just minutes or hours away.

rockyptjoe said:

What's with the LDS hate.....did you try getting into that "religion" when you dropped Catholicism, and they wouldn't take you...or did you try hooking up with an LDS cutie...and she wouldn't have anything to do with you since you were not a believer?

I dated a jack Mormon once. She was a freak in bed.

Anyway, I blame the obscene alcohol / driving laws here in AZ on the Mos. Maybe I'm wrong in that, but I doubt it. Also, cannabis prohibition was started by the LDS due to some of their missionaries returning from Mexico with some cannabis experiences.

DMAC said:

Have you ever called the pigs when you thought you needed them? They are only interested in writing tickets to collect money for the government or going full-spectrum ape on some guys just because they can. The pigs down here are not really concerned with solving crimes. They don't protect anyone. If you don't realize this, wait until seconds count and you'll find the pigs are just minutes or hours away.

Please answer the question say it who are you going to call

DMAC said:

People who don't call evil "evil" are not likely to call idiots "idiots".

BTW if you're looking for quotes, I would suggest the Scottish Enlightenment authors rather than the bible. Or maybe just listen to Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh. The latter is probably more useful and entertaining to the folks on the board.

Jerry...Jerry...he's stealing your lines!!! You "own" the "Rush attack"!

:rofl:

Silvia said:

Please answer the question say it who are you going to call

Why would I call the cops? Most likely, I don't call anyone.

rockyptjoe said:

Jerry...Jerry...he's stealing your lines!!! You "own" the "Rush attack"!

:rofl:

Don't tell me you listen to that drug-addled fool.....

I thought you were for locking up drug users? Shouldn't Rush Limbaugh be doing hard time right now? Along with Obama and Dubya?

DMAC said:

I dated a jack Mormon once. She was a freak in bed.

Anyway, I blame the obscene alcohol / driving laws here in AZ on the Mos. Maybe I'm wrong in that, but I doubt it. Also, cannabis prohibition was started by the LDS due to some of their missionaries returning from Mexico with some cannabis experiences.

Could you be a bit more specific? I was starting to get a headache again from reading another persons posts...but I'm curious!

rockyptjoe said:

Could you be a bit more specific? I was starting to get a headache again from reading another persons posts...but I'm curious!

The DUI and open container laws here are the most draconian in the nation. They make absolutely no sense, unless of course you want to see people who drink alcohol put in a cage.

DMAC said:

Don't tell me you listen to that drug-addled fool.....

I thought you were for locking up drug users? Shouldn't Rush Limbaugh be doing hard time right now? Along with Obama and Dubya?

Rush who?

Kenny....you were right...I am slipping...I read him wrong.....and Jerry, scratch that threesome! :rofl:

DMAC said:

The DUI and open container laws here are the most draconian in the nation. They make absolutely no sense, unless of course you want to see people who drink alcohol put in a cage.

So tell me...you think that driving under the influence or driving drunk is ok???
Let's separate the open container part from this one....

rockyptjoe said:

So tell me...you think that driving under the influence or driving drunk is ok???
Let's separate the open container part from this one....

OK you tell me if you think someone should be charged with a DUI for drinking a glass of wine at dinner? How about having one beer at the ballpark and then driving home? How about they had a tablespoon of cough syrup before getting behind the wheel?

How about you define "under the influence or driving drunk"? Since you're in AZ I assume you know what the law is.

I think he's watching "lock up" on mnbc, he'll be back at the top of the hour.

DMAC said:

OK you tell me if you think someone should be charged with a DUI for drinking a glass of wine at dinner? How about having one beer at the ballpark and then driving home? How about they had a tablespoon of cough syrup before getting behind the wheel?

How about you define "under the influence or driving drunk"? Since you're in AZ I assume you know what the law is.

I don't believe the AZ law calls it drunk driving....it's all driving under the influence....just making a distinction with being impaired or having a BAC over .08%....

and yes, you should be nailed for either.....whether it's some prescription meds, or if it's just 1 drink or a teaspoon of cough syrup, if you are impaired. I know people that are completely tipsy from just one drink....and with 2-3 drinks, they are falling down. If you're going to get into a vehicle, it's your responsibility to know how something will affect you if you take it.

The law protects my rights, my kids rights, and any other driver's rights of not getting killed by you driving under the influence! And yes, I have driven under the influence.....many years ago...and I have become "enlightened"!

Kenny said:

I think he's watching "lock up" on mnbc, he'll be back at the top of the hour.

was feeding my dog, cooking up some italian sausage, and chatting with someone on FB....you know, multi-tasking!

rockyptjoe said:

was feeding my dog, cooking up some italian sausage, and chatting with someone on FB....you know, multi-tasking!

It's good to see you don't mind sharing your "feminine side" with us Joe, not every one would.:thumbsup:

rockyptjoe said:

I don't believe the AZ law calls it drunk driving....it's all driving under the influence....just making a distinction with being impaired or having a BAC over .08%....

and yes, you should be nailed for either.....whether it's some prescription meds, or if it's just 1 drink or a teaspoon of cough syrup, if you are impaired. I know people that are completely tipsy from just one drink....and with 2-3 drinks, they are falling down. If you're going to get into a vehicle, it's your responsibility to know how something will affect you if you take it.

The law protects my rights, my kids rights, and any other driver's rights of not getting killed by you driving under the influence! And yes, I have driven under the influence.....many years ago...and I have become "enlightened"!

No actually it doesn't. If it's all about safety there Joe, what we should really do is lock up people who drive and are above the age of 70. You live in Youngtown; I could get my BAC to .12 and drive more safely than a random sample of your neighbors. In order to reduce my mental level to your crowd out there, I would probably have to down a fifth of vodka after that. At that point, we might actually be driving on par.

If you think that someone should be put through the system because they had a glass of wine, then there really is no reasoning with you because that's just a position without any reason.

But Joe let me ask you this: if we could save just one life by lowering the speed limit, would you be for it? What if we could save hundreds of lives? Would you be for it? We're talking hundreds or maybe thousands of lives here.

playaperro said:

Stress management: Breathing exercises for relaxation

Hey your posting, are you in a blackout again?:pinkie:

Kenny you don't want to start with me, i won't be as kind as who you are going after tonight!

DMAC said:

No actually it doesn't. If it's all about safety there Joe, what we should really do is lock up people who drive and are above the age of 70. You live in Youngtown; I could get my BAC to .12 and drive more safely than a random sample of your neighbors. In order to reduce my mental level to your crowd out there, I would probably have to down a fifth of vodka after that. At that point, we might actually be driving on par.

If you think that someone should be put through the system because they had a glass of wine, then there really is no reasoning with you because that's just a position without any reason.

But Joe let me ask you this: if we could save just one life by lowering the speed limit, would you be for it? What if we could save hundreds of lives? Would you be for it? We're talking hundreds or maybe thousands of lives here.

You must have been living out of the country for a while there....Youngtown is no longer old "farts" ville!!! I think you might have a problem with that random sample and you driving with a .12 BAC..... As for people over 70 driving...they should be tested......actually, most of the people driving in AZ need to be tested (in a REAL road test) every three years, the way they drive here! I'd match up my driving skills and abilities with most 21 year olds....

You can do all the macho chest thumping that you want.....but if you're impaired....stay off the damn road, or pay the consequence! That's the distinction.....driving impaired, not having a glass of wine! And if having a glass of wine impairs you....either don't have the glass of wine or don't drive! Doing otherwise means there is no reasoning with you!

Well...gotta get my beauty rest...you know us old timers need all we can get! :rofl:

Couldn't resist.......DMAC after 1 glass of wine....

playaperro said:

Kenny you don't want to start with me, i won't be as kind as who you are going after tonight!

Ha ha...As if what, that you'd be like your old self and cuse me out.

Joe you know ignorance is bliss. There is no point even talking to him, he doesnt have a clue. DMAC by the way I don't even go to church so your theory about me being a bible thumper is wrong.:fishslap:

I was thrown in a US jail for having 4 pieces of trash in my truck. On the bright side, I'm a jewel tone, so orange makes my eyes radiant.

I've been there Silva,,the pigs don't show up because they are trying to hit on some topless dancer who's Mustang was broken into at Ten's parking lot and well first things first..So I grab my sawed off baseball bat and hit him in the elbow...damn wish he would have dropped the bag of drugs as he ran off.

Silvia said:

DMAC I pose this question to you if your house is broken into while you are away if your automobile is broken into while you are in wal mart if you are in your home watching television and a stone enters thru the window if you and your family are sound asleep at 3:00 am and some one is beating on your entrance door you rise with firearm in one hand and a pouch of drugs in the other hand only to find that there is no one there they have left the scene but you find a ax or two be honest now who are you going to call the drug cartel or the as you and others here refer to as the pigs

tmotsinger said:

I was thrown in a US jail for having 4 pieces of trash in my truck. On the bright side, I'm a jewel tone, so orange makes my eyes radiant.

This reminds me of Alice's Restaurant. Come to think of it, this whole thread...is a little Alice's Restaurant.

playaperro said:

Kenny you don't want to start with me, i won't be as kind as who you are going after tonight!

You better look out Playa...he may be going after Agnes, your favorite Siver Cougar.

The group W bench!

funinthesun said:

Joe you know ignorance is bliss. There is no point even talking to him, he doesnt have a clue. DMAC by the way I don't even go to church so your theory about me being a bible thumper is wrong.:fishslap:

Truth be told, it does not matter why you want to run other people's lives, the fact that you feel empowered to do so indicates a serious lack of ethics to your thinking.

jerry said:

I've been there Silva,,the pigs don't show up because they are trying to hit on some topless dancer who's Mustang was broken into at Ten's parking lot and well first things first..So I grab my sawed off baseball bat and hit him in the elbow...damn wish he would have dropped the bag of drugs as he ran off.

I'm surprised you could understand that run-on sentence from Silvia. I'm still trying to figure out "you find a ax or two be honest now". I think the only reason I would ever call the pigs is if Silvia showed up at the door with a white board and erasable marker.

rockyptjoe said:

You can do all the macho chest thumping that you want.....but if you're impaired....stay off the damn road, or pay the consequence! That's the distinction.....driving impaired, not having a glass of wine! And if having a glass of wine impairs you....either don't have the glass of wine or don't drive! Doing otherwise means there is no reasoning with you!

The point is that it does not matter if the glass of wine impairs you, you can still be charged with DUI. Down here there was a case where a gal who was the designated driver, started driving out of a parking lot in downtown Tempe and was pulled over by the pigs because she forgot to turn her lights on. The pig charges her with DUI, and in his report states, despite the fact she told the pig she was the designated driver, she smelled of alcohol, had watery eyes and trouble standing. The charges eventually got dropped because when her bloodwork came back, she had a BAC of 0.00. She was not lying, she had had nothing to drink that night. Now if she had had one half of a drink and her bloodwork came back 0.01 she would have had a DUI on her record.

But you did not answer my question: if reducing speed could save lives, would you be for reducing the speed limit?

I gotta say this has been most amusing and most '60's ish. Wow Pigs..I haven't heard so many Pigs since I was in North Carolina searching out the best Barbeque places.
I regret there were no Pigs in a Blanket or Pigs in a helicopter, you know..When Pigs Fly, and I hope my girl friend doesn't miss as many periods.

Also, don't worry RPJoe, I got your back when the attacks come. Actually, it looks like you can protect yourself pretty dawgone good. And Jerry, when did you start multi-tasking
at your advanced age? Both Fox and Rush in the same thread. I'm proud of ya son.

Now for my real complaint. Any you guys want to pick on the over 70 crowd, I suggest you rethink it. As far as driving goes, I've never heard of a senior killing anybody while texting
in their car. Hell, I've never heard of them texting period. And dangerous driving, they don't drive fast enough to hurt anyone if they hit them. If you really want to get into it with us I
suggest you come down here to Green Valley and duke it out with us old farts. I have to warn you guys though, this is tough sledding down here. We are a force to be reckoned with.

There's Willard and his scooter wheel chair. He wields a wicked cane and has broken many a knee cap in his day. Then there's Addie. Well known for turning her oxygen tank into a
flame thrower a la WW2. Don't want to mess with that old broad.

Then here's my hero of the day. This old gal rocks, "Police: Taser Used On Nude 80-Year-Old Woman Attempting Hit Officers With Cane"

I can't believe that headline didn't say Pigs. I told my wife to get dressed first. But, you go girl.

Anyway, ya'll, it's been fun and whatever happened to the poor guy that started this thread. It seems at least he had a sense of humor.

GV Jack that was your wife! You are indeed a lucky man!

LOLOLOL Jack!

Jack You may be impressed that Jerry can multitask, well I'm impressed that you can remember the 60's.:har:

Kenny said:

Jack You may be impressed that Jerry can multitask, well I'm impressed that you can remember the 60's.:har:

Hell Kenny, I remember the 60's it's yesterday I haven't got a clue about.

Hell Kenny, I remember the 60's it's yesterday I haven't got a clue about.

Oh no! Silvia's punctuation or lack of is contagious, and Jacks caught itwho could be nexthope it's not me

Silvia's inner rebel is coming out: she's a grammar scofflaw.

DMAC said:

Silvia's inner rebel is coming out: she's a grammar scofflaw.

This is a straight line for someone. Lets see who's awake....Maybe she just types like she thinks.

DMAC said:

Silvia's inner rebel is coming out: she's a grammar scofflaw.

There is no question she gets satisfaction out of irritating people with her style, kinda like a rebel without a clue.

DMAC said:

The point is that it does not matter if the glass of wine impairs you, you can still be charged with DUI. Down here there was a case where a gal who was the designated driver, started driving out of a parking lot in downtown Tempe and was pulled over by the pigs because she forgot to turn her lights on. The pig charges her with DUI, and in his report states, despite the fact she told the pig she was the designated driver, she smelled of alcohol, had watery eyes and trouble standing. The charges eventually got dropped because when her bloodwork came back, she had a BAC of 0.00. She was not lying, she had had nothing to drink that night. Now if she had had one half of a drink and her bloodwork came back 0.01 she would have had a DUI on her record.

But you did not answer my question: if reducing speed could save lives, would you be for reducing the speed limit?

So...the "system" worked? and if she had a BAC, then she shouldn't have been the "designated" driver...right? BTW, why did she have trouble standing (ok...the "pig" lied, right?)? Her eyes were watery..so she can't see very clearly(oh...another lie by the "pig"). She couldn't see her instrument panel(it's dark, right?).....ding...ding...ding....what's wrong with that picture? My headlights must not be on??? I don't remember not putting on the headlights at night in all the years and miles of driving I've done ....when I wasn't driving "impaired"....but that's me.... maybe I was lucky, one of my vehicles had auto headlights. If the conditions the cop reported were true, I would have cited her for the same offense! (I was curious about the exact wording of the statute...so here it is: 1. While under the influence of intoxicating liquor, any drug, a vapor releasing substance containing a toxic substance or any combination of liquor, drugs or vapor releasing substances if the person is impaired to the slightest degree.)

Your question?....so you'd like to have the same type of penalties for speeding??? Let's just take all vehicles off the road, since even at a few miles an hour, someone could get killed...like the other day when a mother ran over her 18 month old backing out of the driveway! But then again, it wasn't speed that killed the child...maybe it was the mother's lack of attention or being distracted by something, like her cellphone???..... Oh wait....we do have criminal charges for "excessive speed".....as well as for "reckless driving" and "aggressive driving"!

I was thrown in a US jail for having four pieces of trash in the back of my truck. On the bright side, my cellmate assured me the au gratin didn't go straight to my ass...

GV Jack said:

I gotta say this has been most amusing and most '60's ish. Wow Pigs..I haven't heard so many Pigs since I was in North Carolina searching out the best Barbeque places.
I regret there were no Pigs in a Blanket or Pigs in a helicopter, you know..When Pigs Fly, and I hope my girl friend doesn't miss as many periods.

Also, don't worry RPJoe, I got your back when the attacks come. Actually, it looks like you can protect yourself pretty dawgone good. And Jerry, when did you start multi-tasking
at your advanced age? Both Fox and Rush in the same thread. I'm proud of ya son.

Now for my real complaint. Any you guys want to pick on the over 70 crowd, I suggest you rethink it. As far as driving goes, I've never heard of a senior killing anybody while texting
in their car. Hell, I've never heard of them texting period. And dangerous driving, they don't drive fast enough to hurt anyone if they hit them. If you really want to get into it with us I
suggest you come down here to Green Valley and duke it out with us old farts. I have to warn you guys though, this is tough sledding down here. We are a force to be reckoned with.

There's Willard and his scooter wheel chair. He wields a wicked cane and has broken many a knee cap in his day. Then there's Addie. Well known for turning her oxygen tank into a
flame thrower a la WW2. Don't want to mess with that old broad.

Then here's my hero of the day. This old gal rocks, "Police: Taser Used On Nude 80-Year-Old Woman Attempting Hit Officers With Cane"

I can't believe that headline didn't say Pigs. I told my wife to get dressed first. But, you go girl.

Anyway, ya'll, it's been fun and whatever happened to the poor guy that started this thread. It seems at least he had a sense of humor.

Jack...you old farts in Green Valley must be tough...even the cartel types running drugs by you leave you alone!!! :rofl:

Just for starers your dash lights can be on while your headlights are offthat's all for nowI feel funny

rockyptjoe said:

So...the "system" worked?

I supposed it worked for you, because you were not the one booked into custody and had 10 hours of your life disturbed by the pigs and had to pay for the costs of representation and lab work on your blood. I mean, it's no sweat off your brow, so it seems like you could give a flying F if someone was hassled, lost money and generally lost a part of their life because the system "worked".

rockyptjoe said:

and if she had a BAC, then she shouldn't have been the "designated" driver...right?

No, if she could safely operate the vehicle, it does not matter what her BAC was. Of course in this state they'll run you through the wringer regardless.

rockyptjoe said:

BTW, why did she have trouble standing (ok...the "pig" lied, right?)? Her eyes were watery..so she can't see very clearly(oh...another lie by the "pig").

Yeah the pigs never lie. Never. They're as pure as the driven snow.

Of course they lied. Pigs lie all the friggin time. You know why? Because they can get away with it.

rockyptjoe said:

She couldn't see her instrument panel(it's dark, right?).....ding...ding...ding....what's wrong with that picture? My headlights must not be on??? I don't remember not putting on the headlights at night in all the years and miles of driving I've done ....when I wasn't driving "impaired"....but that's me.... maybe I was lucky, one of my vehicles had auto headlights. If the conditions the cop reported were true, I would have cited her for the same offense! (I was curious about the exact wording of the statute...so here it is: 1. While under the influence of intoxicating liquor, any drug, a vapor releasing substance containing a toxic substance or any combination of liquor, drugs or vapor releasing substances if the person is impaired to the slightest degree.)

I have taken off out of parking lots all the time without my lights on when I was stone cold sober. If you're in a well-lit parking lot, you might not notice you don't have your lights on till you get somewhere where it's dark.

rockyptjoe said:

Your question?....so you'd like to have the same type of penalties for speeding??? Let's just take all vehicles off the road, since even at a few miles an hour, someone could get killed...like the other day when a mother ran over her 18 month old backing out of the driveway! But then again, it wasn't speed that killed the child...maybe it was the mother's lack of attention or being distracted by something, like her cellphone???..... Oh wait....we do have criminal charges for "excessive speed".....as well as for "reckless driving" and "aggressive driving"!

Well now you're getting to my point. If we reduced the speed limit to 15MPH we could virtually eliminate traffic fatalities, wouldn't you agree? So would you be on board with reducing speed limits to 15MPH in order to save all those lives? Yeah, little kids getting run over will still be an issue, but think of all the other lives we could save.

This has nothing to do with nothing, but I just want to point out I have went from "Newbie Gringo" to "Beachwalker" in one thread! I'm so proud of myself I'm gonna jump in the car and go grab a six pack. I'm sure I'll have 3 left by the time I get home!

tmotsinger said:

I was thrown in a US jail for having four pieces of trash in the back of my truck. On the bright side, my cellmate assured me the au gratin didn't go straight to my ass...

I'm not saying this to be mean, but I think he was just saying that so you'd feel pretty.

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DMAC said:

Silvia's inner rebel is coming out: she's a grammar scofflaw.

DMAC why mustyoube so uncooth and mrHENNY excuse meplease mrKenny if I may addressyou as such why are you being so unkind isit because we happen to like taquitos and you pushthem aside and DMAC you are not beinghonest you talkalot about your words pigs but the fact of the matter isthatyou in the event of an injustice directed in your directionwould waste notime in sending for the men inblue and why isit that some of youpeople direct unkindness toward someone that posts on this subject mrHenny pardon me mrKenny I will state this hour that if this kind of abuse continues I will reasign my readings to the fishing column where the posters are not so uncooth and unpolite and DMAC and I must include mrHenny oh excuse MrKenny I must include you in this remember the weight of the cross that you two fellows will one day be forced to drag at this point may I inquire as to who this playa that some call dog that again donot project tobe kind in the meaning ofthe statement I will now excuse myself and remove myselfto the fishing excursions also I do not like some ofthe words that some here engage

Silvia said:

DMAC why mustyoube so uncooth and mrHENNY excuse meplease mrKenny if I may addressyou as such why are you being so unkind isit because we happen to like taquitos and you pushthem aside and DMAC you are not beinghonest you talkalot about your words pigs but the fact of the matter isthatyou in the event of an injustice directed in your directionwould waste notime in sending for the men inblue and why isit that some of youpeople direct unkindness toward someone that posts on this subject mrHenny pardon me mrKenny I will state this hour that if this kind of abuse continues I will reasign my readings to the fishing column where the posters are not so uncooth and unpolite and DMAC and I must include mrHenny oh excuse MrKenny I must include you in this remember the weight of the cross that you two fellows will one day be forced to drag at this point may I inquire as to who this playa that some call dog that again donot project tobe kind in the meaning ofthe statement I will now excuse myself and remove myselfto the fishing excursions also I do not like some ofthe words that some here engage

Ok then it's a dateI'll see you in the fishing section

DMAC said:

This has nothing to do with nothing, but I just want to point out I have went from "Newbie Gringo" to "Beachwalker" in one thread! I'm so proud of myself I'm gonna jump in the car and go grab a six pack. I'm sure I'll have 3 left by the time I get home!

Just remember to turn your headlights on!! Oh, that's right...it's daytime...and you don't need headlights! I'll work up a check list for you for the next time you are out at night, and get in your vehicle to drive! Obviously you and that girl need one! We don't want all those "pigs" stopping you and claiming that you're driving under the influence!

One more question ifyou please as I was moving mybelongings to fishing I came across a subject dogs allowed at Sonoran Sun rental is the subject matter of this entry specific to the one that is refered to here as the dog playa is this nothing more than comic or does a dog actually exist on these readings and if so what breed is this dog MrHenny excuse me again im packing MrKenny it would be fitting if that at this hour you remand yourself to this subject and not subject the fishing toyour and DMAC pigs readings if you please remember the cross I will now remove myself from your as you say pigs readings that is not kind they are present to serve and protect they being the men and may I say women in blue at this hour remember the cross

Kenny said:

Just for starers your dash lights can be on while your headlights are offthat's all for nowI feel funny

Yeah you're right Kenny....you could have the parking lights on....and under one or 2 other conditions. Maybe all those new fangled vehicles you young whipper snappers drive have auto dash lights too???? Have they put in proximity or weight sensors in the driver's side tied in to a daylight sensor yet? Me, I'm happy to still have my '56 chebbie! That Ford truck I had with the auto sensor was a pain, especially when I was stalking someone at night....couldn't turn off the dang headlights!!!

Silvia said:

One more question ifyou please as I was moving mybelongings to fishing I came across a subject dogs allowed at Sonoran Sun rental is the subject matter of this entry specific to the one that is refered to here as the dog playa is this nothing more than comic or does a dog actually exist on these readings and if so what breed is this dog Mr Henny excuse me again im packing MrKenny it would be fitting if that at this hour you remand yourself to this subject if you please remember the cross

Now it hit me....your style of writing and no punctuation reminds me of the emails I've gotten from Nigeria...offering me illicitly gained funds if I would help that person get the funds out of the country! :rofl:

that is refered to here as the dog playa is this nothing more than comic or does a dog actually exist on these readings and if so what breed is this dog

I really don't need to add anything to thatSome things are best left as they are

rockyptjoe said:

Yeah you're right Kenny....you could have the parking lights on....and under one or 2 other conditions. Maybe all those new fangled vehicles you young whipper snappers drive have auto dash lights too???? Have they put in proximity or weight sensors in the driver's side tied in to a daylight sensor yet? Me, I'm happy to still have my '56 chebbie! That Ford truck I had with the auto sensor was a pain, especially when I was stalking someone at night....couldn't turn off the dang headlights!!!

I recently bought a Grand Cherokee limited edition to compliment my cartel chilli pepper red beach running one, and the thing won't even let me leave the lights on and run down the battery. Mmmmm I was wondering who was turning my lights on and off when I had all the doors locked..LOL

Kenny said:

I recently bought a Grand Cherokee limited edition to compliment my cartel chilli pepper beach running red one, and the thing won't even let me leave the lights on and run down the battery. Mmmmm I was wondering who was turning my lights on and off when I had all the doors locked..LOL

Yeah....doesn't that just piss you off? I used to turn a vehicle's headlights on if the person parked in my spot at work....after 8 hours...dead battery! Can't have any fun any more!

Well...enough diversion (or wasting of time, depending on your viewpoint!!)....can't get to RP....so got chores to do, and more exploring of my feminine side (more cooking!!...you know us old farts have dietary problems :rofl:).....it's been fun and saddening at the same time!

rockyptjoe said:

Well...enough diversion (or wasting of time, depending on your viewpoint!!)....can't get to RP....so got chores to do, and more exploring of my feminine side (more cooking!!...you know us old farts have dietary problems :rofl:).....it's been fun and saddening at the same time!

You bet Joe...I totally understand the old fart and the dietary part. A word of advice. Try a big swag of Metamusal and a thingy of low fat Activa and you'll be as smooth as silk.

In case you all haven't figured the obvious out, silvia is a trolling imposter who is somehow related to Happy.

It stands to reason that Happy wore out all the punctuation on his computer and this person is left with no periods.

Also, there is a strong suspicion that she is actually a he. Who in the world spells Sylvia, silvia???

Shall we meet at the river and go fishing...Maybe the Santa Cruz. :gofishing:

Oh Happy Day....

Nope I just call them like I see them.

after reading through this entire post, although not sure why, it reminds me of conversations we've had on the beach, with a cooler full of empty beer cans. I can't remember the original intent of the post.

GV Jack said:

In case you all haven't figured the obvious out, silvia is a trolling imposter who is somehow related to Happy.

It stands to reason that Happy wore out all the punctuation on his computer and this person is left with no periods.

Also, there is a strong suspicion that she is actually a he. Who in the world spells Sylvia, silvia???

Shall we meet at the river and go fishing...Maybe the Santa Cruz. :gofishing:

Oh Happy Day....

Tried the same thing on another site, and it didn't fly for long there either.

This thread is like a classroom of differently-abled Sweathogs.

tmotsinger said:

This thread is like a classroom of differently-abled Sweathogs.

Ha, And you read every word. Who's the what LOL

Silvia said:

DMAC why mustyoube so uncooth and mrHENNY excuse meplease mrKenny if I may addressyou as such why are you being so unkind isit because we happen to like taquitos and you pushthem aside and DMAC you are not beinghonest you talkalot about your words pigs but the fact of the matter isthatyou in the event of an injustice directed in your directionwould waste notime in sending for the men inblue and why isit that some of youpeople direct unkindness toward someone that posts on this subject mrHenny pardon me mrKenny I will state this hour that if this kind of abuse continues I will reasign my readings to the fishing column where the posters are not so uncooth and unpolite and DMAC and I must include mrHenny oh excuse MrKenny I must include you in this remember the weight of the cross that you two fellows will one day be forced to drag at this point may I inquire as to who this playa that some call dog that again donot project tobe kind in the meaning ofthe statement I will now excuse myself and remove myselfto the fishing excursions also I do not like some ofthe words that some here engage

IthinkIcanoneupSilviaontheefficiencyofwritinginfactIamprettysureofitandnoSilviaIwouldnotcallthecopsunlessIneededapolicereporttomakeaninsuranceclaimthepigsarenotinterestedinsolvingcrimestheyaretheretocollectfinesandotherwiseriphonesttaxpayingpeopleoffnowexcusemeIhavetogogetsomeworkdonebecauseevenusovertaxednonpigpeopleneedtoearnaliving.

I got thrown in a US jail for having four pieces of trash in the back of my truck. On the bright side, the soap in there was warm and furry.

tmotsinger said:

I got thrown in a US jail for having four pieces of trash in the back of my truck. On the bright side, the soap in there was warm and furry.

gross Tom......just gross........that probably wasnt soap

GV Jack said:

In case you all haven't figured the obvious out, silvia is a trolling imposter who is somehow related to Happy.

It stands to reason that Happy wore out all the punctuation on his computer and this person is left with no periods.

Also, there is a strong suspicion that she is actually a he. Who in the world spells Sylvia, silvia???

Mr

Shall we meet at the river and go fishing...Maybe the Santa Cruz. :gofishing:

Oh Happy Day....

Mr GVJack you could notbe farther from what is this Happy that you speak of I have no knowledge ofnor am I related to Silvia spelled as is is my given name so you may take your imaginationand guessing games elsewhere trolling imposter this very well describes yourself and as such you fit in with those here that refer to the law as pigs

GV Jack said:

In case you all haven't figured the obvious out, silvia is a trolling imposter who is somehow related to Happy.

It stands to reason that Happy wore out all the punctuation on his computer and this person is left with no periods.

Also, there is a strong suspicion that she is actually a he. Who in the world spells Sylvia, silvia???

Shall we meet at the river and go fishing...Maybe the Santa Cruz. :gofishing:

Oh Happy Day....

I suspect The Man is another alter ego of said person.

mexicoruss said:

gross Tom......just gross........that probably wasnt soap

Oh. That explains a couple things.

tmotsinger said:

Oh. That explains a couple things.

One question? What is the name of the office manager At Las Conchas?

Silvia said:

Mr GVJack you could notbe farther from what is this Happy that you speak of I have no knowledge ofnor am I related to Silvia spelled as is is my given name so you may take your imaginationand guessing games elsewhere trolling imposter this very well describes yourself and as such you fit in with those here that refer to the law as pigs

My Dearest Silvia... Gosh and golly..if I offended you I really apologize. I mean you have brought a certain enlightenment to this forum that has made our day.

Without you we would probably be talking about such mundane things as great places to eat, the beautiful view of the Sea of Cortez the great friends we have met in
Rocky Point and all that other dreary stuff. I thank you for your sense of humor and my eye doctor thanks you for setting back my vision about ten years.

I have a well meaning heart felt suggestion. Take your crap to some other place and please, please keep your promise of not going to Rocky Point.

Warmest personal regards,

GV Jack

PS: I have never called a police officer or a BP Agent a Pig and I would never do so. If anyone would like to, I have a nephew who's a BP guy
and I pity anyone who messes with him.

tmotsinger said:

Oh. That explains a couple things.

Yeah I thought so othro pinchi cabron!

GV Jack said:

My Dearest Silvia... Gosh and golly..if I offended you I really apologize. I mean you have brought a certain enlightenment to this forum that has made our day.

Without you we would probably be talking about such mundane things as great places to eat, the beautiful view of the Sea of Cortez the great friends we have met in
Rocky Point and all that other dreary stuff. I thank you for your sense of humor and my eye doctor thanks you for setting back my vision about ten years.

I have a well meaning heart felt suggestion. Take your crap to some other place and please, please keep your promise of not going to Rocky Point.

Warmest personal regards,

GV Jack

PS: I have never called a police officer or a BP Agent a Pig and I would never do so. If anyone would like to, I have a nephew who's a BP guy
and I pity anyone who messes with him.

Hey GV Jack, I also do not call the law pigs, & despise anyone that does ~ ~ ~ I also have a family member in law
enforcement, in the dept. of IRS criminal investigations & you DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH HIM, which means them ! ! ! these people WILL make your life hell ~ ~ ~ so go ahead & mess with your tax return

~ ~ ~ Your neighbor in Sahuarita, ~ ~ ~ HAPPY

Silvia said:

Hey GV Jack, I also do not call the law pigs, & despise anyone that does ~ ~ ~ I also have a family member in law
enforcement, in the dept. of IRS criminal investigations & you DO NOT WANT TO MESS WITH HIM, which means them ! ! ! these people WILL make your life hell ~ ~ ~ so go ahead & mess with your tax return

~ ~ ~ Your neighbor in Sahuarita, ~ ~ ~ HAPPY

Outed!!!

rockyptjoe said:

Outed!!!

Hey "rocky" it was fun messing with you, just like old times, no hard feelings here, you got to admit it was a good ol time, proves I still have it <:-)


~ ~ ~ HAPPY ~ ~ ~

GV Jack said:

My Dearest Silvia... Gosh and golly..if I offended you I really apologize. I mean you have brought a certain enlightenment to this forum that has made our day.

Without you we would probably be talking about such mundane things as great places to eat, the beautiful view of the Sea of Cortez the great friends we have met in
Rocky Point and all that other dreary stuff. I thank you for your sense of humor and my eye doctor thanks you for setting back my vision about ten years.

I have a well meaning heart felt suggestion. Take your crap to some other place and please, please keep your promise of not going to Rocky Point.

Warmest personal regards,

GV Jack

PS: I have never called a police officer or a BP Agent a Pig and I would never do so. If anyone would like to, I have a nephew who's a BP guy
and I pity anyone who messes with him.

~ ~ ~ For your info GV,,,,,,,,,,,, taken rite off of his card, ,,,,,,,,,

United States Department Of The Treasury , ........... Internal Revenue Service, .......... CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS,,,,,,,,,,, and a VERY close relative !,,,,,,,,,,,, one does NOT mess with these guys !

Silvia said:

~ ~ ~ For your info GV,,,,,,,,,,,, taken rite off of his card, ,,,,,,,,,

United States Department Of The Treasury , ........... Internal Revenue Service, .......... CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS,,,,,,,,,,, and a VERY close relative !,,,,,,,,,,,, one does NOT mess with these guys !

Never have...never will..

I don't have to worry about that now. After 60 years of paying taxes, I now join the other 49.5 that don't.

No Income = No Taxes...= no fun:roll:

OMG a news flash..It's raining in GV :woo:

Silvia said:

Hey "rocky" it was fun messing with you, just like old times, no hard feelings here, you got to admit it was a good ol time, proves I still have it <:-)


~ ~ ~ HAPPY ~ ~ ~

I should have known you were out of the institute and not taking your meds when I got that email about a week ago. Did you escape, or just convince the staff that you'd be a good boy and stay on those meds?

rockyptjoe said:

I should have known you were out of the institute and not taking your meds when I got that email about a week ago. Did you escape, or just convince the staff that you'd be a good boy and stay on those meds?

~ ~ ~ There you go again rocky, just like I just put on off topic, ~ ~ ~ I could come back on you, & you know it, twice as hard as this, " another" one of your "cheap" shots, ~ ~ ~ but I won't,,, everyone is reading it, you just haven't, can't change ? & "you did it to yourself" you need to grow up <:-) and be a man about things, ~ ~ ~ period, BTW are these enough symbols for you ? .... & you know what rocky I'm sitting here lmao as others are @ you, grow up be a man ?

Silvia said:

~ ~ ~ For your info GV,,,,,,,,,,,, taken rite off of his card, ,,,,,,,,,

United States Department Of The Treasury , ........... Internal Revenue Service, .......... CRIMINAL INVESTIGATIONS,,,,,,,,,,, and a VERY close relative !,,,,,,,,,,,, one does NOT mess with these guys !

Wow IRS. There's pigs and then there's scum of the earth. Can't you guys get your families into a more respectable occupation, like drug dealer or pimp or something?

GV Jack said:

Never have...never will..

I don't have to worry about that now. After 60 years of paying taxes, I now join the other 49.5 that don't.

No Income = No Taxes...= no fun:roll:

OMG a news flash..It's raining in GV :woo:

~ ~ ~ Yup had a big ol storm a half hr. ago here in Sahuarita, about time, ~ ~ ~ good to see you're "clean" ? neighbor

DMAC said:

Wow IRS. There's pigs and then there's scum of the earth. Can't you guys get your families into a more respectable occupation, like drug dealer or pimp or something?

~ ~ ~ You know what, DMAC, I, ( the old HAPPY) usto just wait for continuing cracks like this from people like you, on, & on, about the law etc, to go off on, ~ ~ ~ but I can see that there is no reaching you, PERIOD ! ! ! it's obvious that you won't admit to the two professions mentioned here are "respectable", I'll say it again, be carefull of the cross that you will have to drag with your gun, & bag of drugs, it won't be easy, again because, ~ ~ ~ your word "pigs" will be handing it to you, think about it, next time you "reach for it"<:-)

Silvia said:

~ ~ ~ You know what, DMAC, I, ( the old HAPPY) usto just wait for continuing cracks like this from people like you, on, & on, about the law etc, to go off on, ~ ~ ~ but I can see that there is no reaching you, PERIOD ! ! ! it's obvious that you won't admit to the two professions mentioned here are "respectable", I'll say it again, be carefull of the cross that you will have to drag with your gun, & bag of drugs, it won't be easy, again because, ~ ~ ~ your word "pigs" will be handing it to you, think about it, next time you "reach for it"<:-)

Yeah, tax collectors are so respectable they were considered outcasts, right there with prostitutes, in biblical times. Tax collectors have not changed in 2000 years, it's just that a good portion of tax payers have come to like the taste that comes with licking the boot that is on their throat.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." Some will compliment the pig on the shine of his boots, others will realize the guy with the boot is evil and is the enemy. Enjoy your police fetishism. Unless all your children are pigs, you should be worried about their future.

Plus, you get this thrown in too!

It's now officially "The Thread That Would Not Die".....

It may be dead as far as the content is concerned Stuart, but like a snake without a head, it appears to be alive.

I got thrown into a US jail for having 4 pieces of trash in the back of my truck. On the bright side, a lot of the pages of the 2010 People magazines in there came right apart...

My friend went to Ajo jail and all I got was this stupid thread.

The coming cabal of Ron Paul Backers and non-nanny state progressives is being seen on this thread. We want a modest safety net(for example when our dunk brother wanders in traffic and can't pay his hospital bill) we want the state off our backs (unless it's that hot blond bike patrol cop at the Time market this morning) and a damn living wage....plus no more war for oil (well that ones mine)

WOW-- just read the whole damn thread------I just wanted to read about potential border issues........ended up being a left wing rant.

Stuart, we have no Bill of Rights or U.S. Constitution protection when dealing with the TSA at the airports or with Border Patrol on the highways. They have the power to do what they want.