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lagrimas85 said:He knows how to take care of people allright, ask him about the time, he whupped up on the Black Belt boat captain at the marina, twisted him like a pretzel, snapped him like a twig. Mark Gabe still laughs about it. Happy Birthday
lagrimas85 said:He knows how to take care of people allright, ask him about the time, he whupped up on the Black Belt boat captain at the marina, twisted him like a pretzel, snapped him like a twig. Mark Gabe still laughs about it. Happy Birthday
Seadweller said:Yeah I laughed about it for awhile too, but now when I look back on that day, it kinda makes me feel like I was pulling the wings off a fly... His first mistake was he never should have called my wife a name that starts with wh and rhymes with ore ... His second mistake was telling me to go ahead and throw the first punch... when I'm pissed I can't count I think I threw the first 3 or 4... he threw 0 punches from start to finish...
But I do have to admit he was one hell of a Kung Fu Biter and hair puller... while I was sitting on top of him rubbing his face in the wet sand of the boat ramp he got a hold of and pulled a handfull of my hair, then he somehow managed to bite me (I still have the photos of the bite marks to prove it) on the inner left fore arm 2 times hard enough to break the skin... I decided I'd better go get tested to make sure he didn't give me HIV because back then he was with a different TT dancer every night...
Bill... I'm not going to mention his name and I hope you won't either... I have heard from friends at la bajada that he was going around saying he kicked my ass... and another story that I jumped him while he wasn't looking... the guy is pathetic, he tells so many lies I think he convinces himself that his lies are the truth... I do remember when it was all over I looked up and I think it was Gabe I saw sitting in a pick-up giving me the thumbs up with a big smile on his face... there are guys down at la bajada that still talk about that day when ever they see me...[/"][No problem Mark, I was in fight with a black belt also, he didn't bite me or pull my hair, but his wife did, and then dug her fingernails into my ears as deep as she could go with them God did that hurt. Thats the secret just get on top of em and dont quit swingin'.Thats how you whup up on a black belt. They were my neighbors and he was beating her and she ran to my house for help and he followed her, when I asked him to leave he pushed me, so I knocked him down and started swinging, thats when his wife jumped in to save him.
lagrimas85 said:Seadweller said:Yeah I laughed about it for awhile too, but now when I look back on that day, it kinda makes me feel like I was pulling the wings off a fly... His first mistake was he never should have called my wife a name that starts with wh and rhymes with ore ... His second mistake was telling me to go ahead and throw the first punch... when I'm pissed I can't count I think I threw the first 3 or 4... he threw 0 punches from start to finish...
But I do have to admit he was one hell of a Kung Fu Biter and hair puller... while I was sitting on top of him rubbing his face in the wet sand of the boat ramp he got a hold of and pulled a handfull of my hair, then he somehow managed to bite me (I still have the photos of the bite marks to prove it) on the inner left fore arm 2 times hard enough to break the skin... I decided I'd better go get tested to make sure he didn't give me HIV because back then he was with a different TT dancer every night...
Bill... I'm not going to mention his name and I hope you won't either... I have heard from friends at la bajada that he was going around saying he kicked my ass... and another story that I jumped him while he wasn't looking... the guy is pathetic, he tells so many lies I think he convinces himself that his lies are the truth... I do remember when it was all over I looked up and I think it was Gabe I saw sitting in a pick-up giving me the thumbs up with a big smile on his face... there are guys down at la bajada that still talk about that day when ever they see me...[/"][No problem Mark, I was in fight with a black belt also, he didn't bite me or pull my hair, but his wife did, and then dug her fingernails into my ears as deep as she could go with them God did that hurt. Thats the secret just get on top of em and dont quit swingin'.Thats how you whup up on a black belt. They were my neighbors and he was beating her and she ran to my house for help and he followed her, when I asked him to leave he pushed me, so I knocked him down and started swinging, thats when his wife jumped in to save him.
THE POLISH KNIGHT GRINDS BLACK BELT INTO LITTLE KIELBASAS. I want him on my team.
Seadweller said:Yeah I laughed about it for awhile too, but now when I look back on that day, it kinda makes me feel like I was pulling the wings off a fly... His first mistake was he never should have called my wife a name that starts with wh and rhymes with ore ... His second mistake was telling me to go ahead and throw the first punch... when I'm pissed I can't count I think I threw the first 3 or 4... he threw 0 punches from start to finish...
But I do have to admit he was one hell of a Kung Fu Biter and hair puller... while I was sitting on top of him rubbing his face in the wet sand of the boat ramp he got a hold of and pulled a handfull of my hair, then he somehow managed to bite me (I still have the photos of the bite marks to prove it) on the inner left fore arm 2 times hard enough to break the skin... I decided I'd better go get tested to make sure he didn't give me HIV because back then he was with a different TT dancer every night...
Bill... I'm not going to mention his name and I hope you won't either... I have heard from friends at la bajada that he was going around saying he kicked my ass... and another story that I jumped him while he wasn't looking... the guy is pathetic, he tells so many lies I think he convinces himself that his lies are the truth... I do remember when it was all over I looked up and I think it was Gabe I saw sitting in a pick-up giving me the thumbs up with a big smile on his face... there are guys down at la bajada that still talk about that day when ever they see me...
Mentiras y Traición said:[No problem Mark, I was in fight with a black belt also, he didn't bite me or pull my hair, but his wife did, and then dug her fingernails into my ears as deep as she could go with them God did that hurt. Thats the secret just get on top of em and dont quit swingin'.Thats how you whup up on a black belt. They were my neighbors and he was beating her and she ran to my house for help and he followed her, when I asked him to leave he pushed me, so I knocked him down and started swinging, thats when his wife jumped in to save him.
GV Jack said:Hey Mark, I still prefer the way Harrison Ford did it to the Black Belt/Samurai in the movie. One quick shot and case closed
I suppose the Mexican authorities would frown on that. Think of it this way. We could share a cell. Forget it, I snore, alot.
Seadweller said:Jack snoring is not a problem... my bed hog dog Boo does it all the time... when he farts is what gets me to get up and move to the coach....
Like the old saying a Good friend will be there for you to bail you out of jail when ever you need him too... But your best friend will be sitting in the cell next to you laughing about the good time you had the night before...